Ouch!
I honestly don’t know what happened.
I figured Riz would still be pretty ravenous, even after eating a lot yesterday, so I fed him first thing after getting out of bed.
Riz’s got a few missing front teeth and finds it hard to handle big wedges of wet food. Just can’t cut the slap into bits without a bit of help. I feed him outside on the ever-crumbling patio. Outside he can eat stinky food and make a mess and I don’t have to hear him eat or smell his food while he ate it.
So I crouched on the steps chopping up this wet food I have for Riz - I guess I wobbled and put my foot down on the ground to steady myself. Except the ground was a crumbling drain cover. Next thing I knew I was up to my mid leg in broken iron bits was thinking to myself “oh fuck Murray will be asleep with his earplugs in, hope to hell I can pull my leg out of this!” Luckily I wasn’t stuck just a bit tangled up.
I extracted myself and grabbed an old mop handle that was propped up against the fence. I thought I better avoid putting weight on on my ankle, which was bleeding and swelling up fairly quickly.

I grabbed a first aid book and a mini first aid kit that was in the kitchen. No large gauzes, no tape, no elastic bandage, but I did have several calico and non calico triangular bandages. I grabbed a “non calico” one and vaguely remembered from a first-aid course years ago how to fold it and tie it.
Note to self: keep first-aid kit fully packed and re-read first-aid book once a year.
Riz looks better today. He ate huge amounts of food, including the painkillers and antibiotics. Being drugged up to the eyeballs and eating lots of soft stinky food suits him well enough to sleep soundly most of the day. He licks at his stitches when he wakes up, I yell at him to stop it, he sleeps, rinse, repeat. I add a few short trips outside for a bit of interest if seeming annoyance.
Luckily Egham has roughly 70 chemists for every 100 residents so stocking up on medical and wound-cleaning bits and potions should be fairly easy.
So pretty much a quiet Sunday, spodding and convalescing all around.
