Archive for March, 2009

When It Swings It Pours

General Bloggery | Posted by leica
Mar 28 2009

I decided to stay in today. Riz isn’t allowed much by way of walks yet, and my leg hurts a bit. And just to seal the deal it rained and hailed on and off all day today.

I just tidied the kitchen while listening to Ken Clarke’s Jazz Greats. A fantastic program that highlights the sort of Jazz I love - the sort Humphrey Littleton played on his Radio 2 program before he recently passed.

I plan to reward my tidying effort with a very large mocha made with the last bit of Green and Blacks drinking chocolate left in the tin. I have a tough afternoon ahead - quite a lot of media left to catch up on: Mark Steel’s latest episode of Mark Steel’s In Town, Last night’s episode of The Now Show. and a few bits lying around my PVR.

Even at low bitrates, sounds perfect for a cold and rainy Saturday afternoon. :-)

Much Ado About Nothing!

General Bloggery | Posted by leica
Mar 25 2009

Just a quick update…

I popped onto the 289 bus and headed towards Mayday Hospital. Yesterday I considered just trying to get a quick appointment with a nurse at the local GP but Officious Ginger Receptionist berated me so much last time I tried that I decided better to traipse down to West Croydon instead.

Short story long: The doctors thought it too trivial and told a nurse to send me to my GP or the NHS Walk-In Centre down in East Croydon. When she told me I whinged and said “But it hurts and that’s a lot of walking on a sore ankle to get there!”

She agreed to help me out and poured several little squeezy saline tubes on my ankle and with what can only be called a gift, ever so gently prised the gauze off my wound. It hurt, but far less than when I tried it myself at home.

She scolded me a bit for not coming in when it happened, and said I should have gone in straight away. She smiled and asked if the broken metal manhole remains still had all that skin of mine. I chortled a bit and she seemed content with her chairside manner.

She commended me on a very professional-looking dressing job and said it was healing well — there was no sign of infection. She re-dressed the cut with some non-stick silicone gauze and a huge white plaster, shoo-ed me away and made me promise to get a tetanus booster shot.

So what do with the rest of the day? — just a lazy long bath and an article on selective sharpening in Photoshop left to do…my boss told me to take the day as a sick day rather than work from home, you see. Let me just introduce silver lining to cloud and I’ll run that bath….

Don’t Try This At Home

General Bloggery | Posted by leica
Mar 25 2009

Oops.

The gauze pad I used to dress the cut on my ankle wedged inside the wound and stuck. I tried prising it off with by pouring a solution of warm water and a capful of a hydrogen peroxide and lifting gently but couldn’t pull it off.

So, now, on my way to A&E to get it treated properly.

I worried there was no easy way to get to deepest West Croydon from Waddon (the hospital is a fairly long walk from West Croydon Station) but turns out there is a bus not too far from my house that goes up to Mayday Hospital in West Croydon.

Not looking forward to this. *Wince*

The Walking Wounded of Waddon

General Bloggery | Posted by leica
Mar 22 2009

Ouch!

I honestly don’t know what happened.

I figured Riz would still be pretty ravenous, even after eating a lot yesterday, so I fed him first thing after getting out of bed.

Riz’s got a few missing front teeth and finds it hard to handle big wedges of wet food. Just can’t cut the slap into bits without a bit of help. I feed him outside on the ever-crumbling patio. Outside he can eat stinky food and make a mess and I don’t have to hear him eat or smell his food while he ate it.

So I crouched on the steps chopping up this wet food I have for Riz - I guess I wobbled and put my foot down on the ground to steady myself. Except the ground was a crumbling drain cover. Next thing I knew I was up to my mid leg in broken iron bits was thinking to myself “oh fuck Murray will be asleep with his earplugs in, hope to hell I can pull my leg out of this!” Luckily I wasn’t stuck just a bit tangled up.

I extracted myself and grabbed an old mop handle that was propped up against the fence. I thought I better avoid putting weight on on my ankle, which was bleeding and swelling up fairly quickly.

leg with some cuts and bruises

I grabbed a first aid book and a mini first aid kit that was in the kitchen. No large gauzes, no tape, no elastic bandage, but I did have several calico and non calico triangular bandages. I grabbed a “non calico” one and vaguely remembered from a first-aid course years ago how to fold it and tie it.

Note to self: keep first-aid kit fully packed and re-read first-aid book once a year.

Riz looks better today. He ate huge amounts of food, including the painkillers and antibiotics. Being drugged up to the eyeballs and eating lots of soft stinky food suits him well enough to sleep soundly most of the day. He licks at his stitches when he wakes up, I yell at him to stop it, he sleeps, rinse, repeat. I add a few short trips outside for a bit of interest if seeming annoyance.

Luckily Egham has roughly 70 chemists for every 100 residents so stocking up on medical and wound-cleaning bits and potions should be fairly easy.

So pretty much a quiet Sunday, spodding and convalescing all around.
Rizla in the back garden

Groggy Doggy The Convalescing Canine - Epilogue

General Bloggery | Posted by leica
Mar 21 2009

I woke up at 5:30 this morning to Riz milling a bit in the hallway and a never-shiny-yet-somehow-shiny kitchen floor. However, I covered the ground floor in newspaper yesterday. Good job, too.

As I hit the the bottom stair Riz walked as quick as he could to the back door, but couldn’t quite manage to wait until I reached the door. Fortunately he chose a different sheet of paper from the one the night before. I let him out and made soothing noises while he negotiated the steps to the garden then I cleaned up the wet paper, got out the bleach and mopped the kitchen floor.

He still refused food and avoided sitting or lying down. I waited for the veterinary surgery to open, rang and described his condition and they asked me to bring him in. I arranged a pet taxi and down to Purley we went. Kudos to Gina’s Pets-to-Vets for making a Saturday run - they normally don’t.

A young Australian vet I’d never seen before examined Riz. He groaned and whimpered when the vet examined around his stitches and he had a slight fever. The vet decided it was most likely the pain that affected him and gave him an injection of painkiller and one of antibiotic.

The vet sent me home with some “high palatability” food (I think, from the smell, it was essentially a pureed tuna sandwich).

I managed to get Riz to eat first a tablespoon, tentatively, but a couple of hours later he at the rest of the tin’s contents, and two small packets of James Wellbeloved Lamb and Rice. He managed to convince me it was too painful for him to stand up. So I fed him off my fingers — very icky but at least the silly mutt started eating again!

I spent the rest of the afternoon with him in the garden, listening to birds and stroking him frequently. When the sun started to set he decided he had enough of the garden and I helped him up the steps and back into the house, where he slept off the last of the afternoon and woke up, still hungry.

I fed him the last tin of pureed tuna sandwich and a few spoonfuls of another soft food for sensitive tummies I picked up at the pet store, to check to see if liked it. He gulped that too. Good! Tomorrow morning it’ll be brimming with mashed-up meds…. :-D

Riz

Groggy Doggy The Convalescing Canine

General Bloggery | Posted by leica
Mar 20 2009

I booked yesterday and today off. Riz’s vet wanted to have a look around to see if she could work out what was causing Riz to pass blood.

Thursday morning, I walked him up to the nearest veterinary surgery, down in Purley, near the Purley Way playing fields. I signed the release form and left him for the day. The receptionist told me I should ring after 2 p.m. unless the vet rang first.

I rang at 2:30 and spoke to his vet, who performed the surgery. She explained what treatment and what test she performed.

I tried to arrange transport from one of the pet taxi services but no one was available. I rang the vet and asked if he’d be okay to take the bus, the receptionist checked with his vet and told me that was fine. Rizla seemed in a lot of discomfort and couldn’t quite standup on his own so propped himself up against my legs as we waited the long 25 minutes for the bus to arrive. The trip back was fairly gentle and surprisingly quick given the time and a longish route. We sat behind the rear door, thankfully no bouncy-bus effect between the axels!

I spent most the day today next to him. He needs encouragement to standup and sit down again - obviously still in pain. Still he managed to potter around the garden a fair bit. I helped him up the steps to the back door — mostly by giving him several minutes of encouragement and praise as he tentatively put his paw on the first step.

He whimpers when I go too far away. Murray reckons he knows he’s milking it a bit but if it works…and of course I pamper him rotten when he’s ill.

He drinks his water but refuses to eat, while I fret and stroke him gently behind the ears. I worry but general consensus of friends is he’s still feeling queasy after surgery and the pain ain’t exactly an appetite stimulant. Sigh. Still I worry.

If tomorrow morning he still refuses food I’ll see if the vet wants me to bring him back in.

Poor fella. Wish him luck.

Rizla in the snow

A Priori-tweet

General Bloggery | Posted by leica
Mar 12 2009

As seen on Twitter, thanks to @jupitusphillip for retweeting @salspace’s link to http://thru-you.com/!

Particularly cool is track 4 - Babylon Band.

It Could Be Worse

General Bloggery | Posted by leica
Mar 09 2009

…a more traditional chimp would have chosen feces!

I laughed reading this story today.

Sometimes, cynically, I like to quip that people are still basically feces-hurling chimps. Yeah I know, but we all have bad days and bad interactions.

So I got it backwards, chimps are basically rock-hurling hairy humans.

I’d just like to be the first to say to our chimp brethren: Welcome to the clubs.